stevesfriend:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

(via mrspikejonze)

"i love those mornings when you wake to darkness and no one is asking anything of you. you’re under no pressure to exist. this is something of which i am in constant need."

c.r.  (via brutalshadows)

(Source: veiuse-ruiein, via babydaijobanai)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via elfprincelegolas)

twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

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(via lonewolfstark)